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$ /bin/uname -a|cowthink
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( Linux l29ah 2.6.26-gentoo-r1 #2 SMP )
( PREEMPT Tue Sep 9 22:16:55 MSD 2008 )
( x86_64 AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core )
( Processor 4200+ AuthenticAMD GNU/Linux )
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$ sex|cowthink -f turtle
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( "Open sesame!" wheezed the bull-dyke )
( cheerleader as the cross-dressing )
( stallion defiled her bloody knees and )
( plugged his gorged lollipop into her )
( ravenous sanctum sanctorum. )
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Linux Version 2.6.26-gentoo-r1, Compiled #2 SMP PREEMPT Tue Sep 9 22:16:55 MSD 2008
Two 2.2GHz AMD Athlon 64 Processors, 2.9GB RAM, 8846.81 Bogomips Total
l29ah
$ fortune |cowsay -f daemon
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/ I used to be a rebel in my youth. \
| |
| This cause... that cause... (chuckle) I |
| backed 'em ALL! But I learned. |
| Rebellion is simply a device used by |
| the immature to hide from his own |
| problems. So I lost interest in |
| politics. Now when I feel aroused by a |
| civil rights case or a passport |
| hearing... I realize it's just a |
| device. I go to my analyst and we work |
| it out. You have no idea how much |
| better I feel these days. |
| |
\ -- J. Feiffer /
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