$ /bin/uname -a|cowthink
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( Linux l29ah 2.6.26-gentoo-r1 #2 SMP )
( PREEMPT Tue Sep 9 22:16:55 MSD 2008 )
( x86_64 AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core )
( Processor 4200+ AuthenticAMD GNU/Linux )
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$ sex|cowthink -f turtle
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( "Open sesame!" wheezed the bull-dyke )
( cheerleader as the cross-dressing )
( stallion defiled her bloody knees and )
( plugged his gorged lollipop into her )
( ravenous sanctum sanctorum. )
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Linux Version 2.6.26-gentoo-r1, Compiled #2 SMP PREEMPT Tue Sep 9 22:16:55 MSD 2008
Two 2.2GHz AMD Athlon 64 Processors, 2.9GB RAM, 8846.81 Bogomips Total
l29ah
$ fortune |cowsay -f daemon
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/ I used to be a rebel in my youth. \
| |
| This cause... that cause... (chuckle) I |
| backed 'em ALL! But I learned. |
| Rebellion is simply a device used by |
| the immature to hide from his own |
| problems. So I lost interest in |
| politics. Now when I feel aroused by a |
| civil rights case or a passport |
| hearing... I realize it's just a |
| device. I go to my analyst and we work |
| it out. You have no idea how much |
| better I feel these days. |
| |
\ -- J. Feiffer /
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[03:35:26] нужно познакомиться с людьми всех часовых поясов
[03:35:35] дабы всегда было с кем поболтать
)#!/bin/bash
f=`echo -n $1 | iconv -t cp1251 | perl -pe's/([^-_.~A-Za-z0-9])/sprintf("%%%02X", ord($1))/seg'`
t=$f
wget --http-user=demo --http-password=demo --auth-no-challenge "express-2.ru/cgi-bin/genform?otpr=$f&nazn=$t&date=20.09&formtype=P62G60&start=%FA%E1%F0%F2%EF%F3" -O - -o /dev/null | iconv -f cp1251 | grep -m 1 -i $1 | awk '{print $8}' | sed 's/\[\([0-9]*\)\]/\1/'